flamgirlant
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An ex-lover once asked why I didn’t shave. I told him that if a happy little bush was good enough for Bob Ross, it was good enough for him.
As Bob says, “those little details are nice”.
Also, there’s nothing like coming home after a long day to catch the last 10 minutes of a Joy of Painting episode.
- Her: My husband installed a webcam into the Falcon's nest box today.
- Me: cool! link?
- Her: http://falconcam.goracine.org/view/viewer_index.shtml?id=3408
- Me: is that the female?
- Her: think so. She's sitting on eggs.
- Me: how many?
- Her: 3, the last time she got off
- Me: heh. same here.
- Her: nice.
Deviants require proper context people!
flamgirlant ♥ Two Cocks. Heh. Sometimes I’m such a 12 year old boy.
so your old pal Devendra just broke some bone in his leg skateboarding before the show yesterday. i’m ok thanks but we had to cancel the last few shows of the tour. I am SOOOOOOOOOO sorry to all of you who were planning on seeing me and the Grogs and we will really miss playing for you. i wanted to play the shows anyway like in a bed or something but the dr’s didn’t think that was a great idea.
Devendra Barnhart (via his site)
I too would like to see you play in a bed Devendra…
I’d like your Bon Iver
Me buying a concert poster from a dude at Flatstock at the Pitchfork Music Festival. Accidental innuendo is the best kind.
oh HBO, you know how to keep me coming back for more
