I need a little bit of whiskey and a little bit of time to ease my troubled mind
Heartless Bastards - “Parted Ways”
One swallow does not make a summer.
Consider me addicted to Downton Abbey.
May need to cross stitch this to add to my naughty stitchy collection for my bedroom wall.
No use wishing now for any other sin
Elvis Costello - “Pump It Up”
I’d like to see that in needlepoint.
A hard headed woman is a thorn in the side of a man.
Take your time ‘cuz everyone knows that if it starts too fast it’s gonna end real slow.
Megafaun - “Real Slow”
You’re too young and I’m too well hung but tonight I’m gonna rock ya
Spinal Tap
So need to get this in cross stitch.
Every time I see you I want to fall to my knees and find something to say grace to.
I know what everyone wants. What everyone wants is a blow job.
What I want most is bad for me I know
‘Cause everybody likes to
Claim things.
And everybody likes to,
Shame things.
And everybody likes to,
Clang bells around.