December 2011
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“I just got invited to a Mayan New Years Eve party. FML.”
– Tall Bald Paul’s Facebook status.  He has the best statuses.
Dec 31st
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Young Circles - “2012” New Years Eve is one of the two times of the year when it’s completely ok to be indiscreet in public (the other being Halloween).  Erections should be given at the dinner table.  Bar walls should be flush with bodies pressing against bodies.  This is your chance to be completely inappropriate at your regular hang out.  New Years Eve is a night-long grace...
Dec 31st
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Buying Wine
Man: Excuse me, but what was that she just put in the bag?
Me: uuuhhh... (reviewing the bottles she has yet to bag) that was a Malbec.
Man: Malbec? Really?
Me: Yeah... Argentinian Malbec. I seem to like those best.
Man: Could I just see the bottle? (to cashier) Miss, could you just pull that bottle out of the bag for a second? I'd just like to see the bottle. Where did you find it?
Me: In that aisle over there.
Man: (sends his wife to find the wine) I've never seen that wine before. That's my daughter's name. Well, she's not old enough to drink it.
Me: Malbec?
Man: Yes. (leaves the line to help his wife find the wine)
Me: Huh.
Cashier: They named their daughter Malbec.
Me: I wonder what they named their son, but I'm afraid to ask.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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“A hard headed woman is a thorn in the side of a man.”
– Wanda Jackson - “Hard Headed Woman” Added to my cross stitch project queue…
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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TEEN - “Better” I’ve posted this before but dammit if it isn’t a day where this needs to be seen again.
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Stone Darling - “Can You Get To That” You’re Funkadelic 3:15pm Hump Day power up.  Dig it.
Dec 28th
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You know that thing where you attempt to take a...
Nailed it!
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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“You can all just kiss off into the air.”
– Violent Femmes - “Kiss Off” You know that thing where you pull into the parking lot at work but you need to sit in your car another minute or so after parking because you have to hear the whole Violent Femmes song before heading into the office?  Yeah, totally happened to me this...
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
The Pharmacy (12) Ty Segall (12) Slim Twig (6) The Babies (5) Abadabad (4) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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So Ma, Trish, Bear (Trish & Bear are my sisters)...
Ma: I have a big hole. Just wanted you to know.
Me: Well, you did have three of us...
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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“I really used to get into Cat Stevens back in the day.”
– Me.  Oh Harold & Maude.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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My Bread is Punny
Me: Egg on a rye raft is heaven!
Brian: Rye you trying to cause so much trouble for wheat toast?
Me: I can't help it, sometimes I get caraway with rye...
Dec 23rd
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“I’m naming my Christmas tree after Gary Busey because it’s huge,...”
– Friend’s Facebook status.  He has the best statuses.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Ela Orleans (15) Tim Cohen (13) Zoo Kid (11) The Black Keys (8) King Krule (8) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 22nd
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John Wesley Coleman III - “Little Miss Keith Richards” NSFW animated video.  Drawn naughty bits.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Coves - “No Ladder” I need a little droney bass and handclaps this morning.  This mix of styles in this track has me hitting play over and over again. Listen to the full EP on bandcamp.
Dec 20th
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TEEN - Secret Garden Video Series from Hooves on the Turf Be prepared to fall in love…
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Family Christmas #1
Getting ready for my first Christmas.  My dad’s side of the family.  Not crazy about this side.  Racist, sexist, homophobic, republican.  I’m considering going commando so I can at least kind of enjoy myself.
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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GAHZA - “GAHZA LOVES” Catching up on my reader today and was caught by this track over on Said the Gramophone.  I love this blog because of the writing. I love stories; I often ask friends and strangers alike to tell me one.  I love that STG pairs stories with their song posts. Listen to this track from GAHZA while reading the story below, and then head over to bandcamp to download...
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Deardarkhead - “Oceanside” Love me some Captured Tracks. andreainspired: Captured Tracks’ Shoegaze Archives is worth a looksee (hearlisten?). (via saladfork)
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
Langhorne Slim (16) Nick Drake (12) Matthew A. Wilkinson (8) Jessie Baylin (4) Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 13th
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In dog beers I’ve only had one.
Dec 12th
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Anonymous asked: So, after Tonic, do you think you gave me strep throat or do you think I gave you strep throat?
Dec 10th